Cartoon bunnies re-enacting famous films in 30 seconds. Need I say more?
Monthly Archives: April 2005
Secrets and Lies
If you are like me, you love to know other people’s dirty little secrets–apparently there are a lot of people who not only like to learn secrets, but who like to share them with total strangers. Isn’t the Internet wonderful?
Sweet Child O’ Mine
Did you know that Axl Rose went to Lake Brantley High School? It’s true! Check out his sweet-ass alumni page here – GNR!
In other news, I’m heading across the border to our sarcastic, socialist brother to the north. If anyone needs some real beer or maple syrup, let me know. Unless of course, I defect, in which case, “See you losers, later!”
Monkey, oot, eh?
Lamar is on the loose!
Recently Lamar has been behaving as a “girl gone wild” which is strange considering he is a male camel. He now has a diva complex and refuses to be in pictures. He thinks he’s artsy, so he takes the pictures. I see his career slowly beginning to mimick that of our beloved Spunko. Here’s a picture of his latest night out in downtown Orlando, FL at a place referred to as I-Bar.
The girls in the photo have asked to remain anonymous.
Forgive me if the picture doesn’t work I’m dumb with computers.
So, after being called upon weeks ago, I think I have finally figured out this whole posting thing. I may be a little slow, but at least I’m adorable. Been thinking about traveling lately, leaving town this week, going to where its hot, but also to where there is family, so its a trade off sometimes. I like to follow Spud’s Travels to get in the mood. That guy goes everywhere. Plus he has cute outfits…and someone to dress him and cart him around….a charmed life indeed. Pretty soon I’ll have a sunburn. I can’t wait.
Like a lizard to a heat rock,
i changed it
Hey, If anyone is interested in the GI Joe parody from Ebaums world, Then check out this song. Arlo Guthrie- The motorcycle song. Its a real F-ing song! Also, go to www.geocities.com/blackmountainjam/index.html to see the coolest band that attracts almost the same crowd at Wally’s pub (Orlando) every time they play… if you dont have a job ,Check it out.
MC Smurf coming at you, represent!
Sorry about all that. I just got into my new Smurf name. You can get your own through this nifty web site.
By the way, if I use my middle name, I’m Megatron Smurf. Win, freakin, win baby!
So I indulged in another nutty brown substance today (see last post).
I took a tour of the factory today. It was only three bucks and I got to hang out with a busload of senior citizens. One woman was saying, “Remember when Lucy and Ethel worked in the chocolate factory?” And I said, “What are you doing after the tour? Wanna go make a sticky mess?”
It was very informative and delicious. The guide said that most of the cocoa that we use for chocolate comes from Africa. So I called her a racist! They had these pipes all over the place that were flowing with liquid chocolate. And this one woman was dismembering a 35lb Easter Bunny. Good thing there were no children present. Just me and the ladies…All right.
So, uh, if you ever wanted to send human shit through the mail. You know to someone you hate (or love if you like that kind of thing). Have I got a site for you…
Dont’ forget to check out the “about us” section. Nice story.
Monkey…hey, those aren’t raisins!