Lamar is on the loose!

Recently Lamar has been behaving as a “girl gone wild” which is strange considering he is a male camel. He now has a diva complex and refuses to be in pictures. He thinks he’s artsy, so he takes the pictures. I see his career slowly beginning to mimick that of our beloved Spunko. Here’s a picture of his latest night out in downtown Orlando, FL at a place referred to as I-Bar.
Lamar's wild ways
The girls in the photo have asked to remain anonymous.
Forgive me if the picture doesn’t work I’m dumb with computers.


So, after being called upon weeks ago, I think I have finally figured out this whole posting thing. I may be a little slow, but at least I’m adorable. Been thinking about traveling lately, leaving town this week, going to where its hot, but also to where there is family, so its a trade off sometimes. I like to follow Spud’s Travels to get in the mood. That guy goes everywhere. Plus he has cute outfits…and someone to dress him and cart him around….a charmed life indeed. Pretty soon I’ll have a sunburn. I can’t wait.
Like a lizard to a heat rock,

Major Brown

So I indulged in another nutty brown substance today (see last post).


I took a tour of the factory today. It was only three bucks and I got to hang out with a busload of senior citizens. One woman was saying, “Remember when Lucy and Ethel worked in the chocolate factory?” And I said, “What are you doing after the tour? Wanna go make a sticky mess?”

It was very informative and delicious. The guide said that most of the cocoa that we use for chocolate comes from Africa. So I called her a racist! They had these pipes all over the place that were flowing with liquid chocolate. And this one woman was dismembering a 35lb Easter Bunny. Good thing there were no children present. Just me and the ladies…All right.

Monkey, out…

Just a note

B/C i’ve been called out, and you know a bgirl don’t play around wit dat, I guess I’ll post.
Everyone who missed Zombie day I’m sure has been crying the past couple of days, but nowhere near as much as me b/c the zombie I miss is Michael Jackson a la Thriller.

the american version is rubbish and bollocks all rolled around and pounded into a shite pizza. they ripped it off completely….only they left the humor, only thing they forgot! americans don’t get british humor for the most part so why does nbc do this to us who do!??!?!

in a final note…sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

New Blood

So I’ve seen some new comments from some people and I think I have to comment. First off there have been some from Boo. Do you think she means “boo” or “boo-urns?” Because I was saying, “Boo-urns.”

And then there’s bgirl, who dastardly listed herself as anonymous first. So, if she’s who I think she is let me just say, “You were so right about ‘The Office'” I haven’t seen the new ‘Merican’ version yet. I’ll get back to you tomorrow.

But, you are both interesting people. You should write some posts. Monkeys are fun, but they get boring without some company.

Monkey, out…

Happy Zombie Day!

So it’s the annual Zombie Day and I missed out on all the fun. All my friends in NYC are playing tumbling monkeys. I should be there. Oh well, duty calls…..

I said doodie, he, he.


Watch me Promote

If you’re in the Orlando area and you want to hear something other than Backstreet Boys, not that you would…they’re awsome. But if you ever did, then check out “Watch me Disappear.” Here’s where you can hear them and find out where they are playing. By the way, ask them to play “Freebird.”

Watch me Disappear

Monkey, out…