Did you know that Axl Rose went to Lake Brantley High School? It’s true! Check out his sweet-ass alumni page here – GNR!
In other news, I’m heading across the border to our sarcastic, socialist brother to the north. If anyone needs some real beer or maple syrup, let me know. Unless of course, I defect, in which case, “See you losers, later!”
Monkey, oot, eh?
P.S. Lake Brantley sucks, just a bunch of snobby coke addicts and well dressed wankers. I rep AHS, where all the cool crack fiends go. We do it south apk style EVERYDAY, and there ain’t no frontin’. Bitches get slapped.
From America’s wang to America’s hat; you’re really making your way in the world, buddy. Try to find the next up-and-coming-sketch-comedian-will-turn-movie-star while you’re up there, eh, buddy? I miss the Solar Bears too. Maple rocks!
Can you try to find the Solar Bears?