So, after being called upon weeks ago, I think I have finally figured out this whole posting thing. I may be a little slow, but at least I’m adorable. Been thinking about traveling lately, leaving town this week, going to where its hot, but also to where there is family, so its a trade off sometimes. I like to follow Spud’s Travels to get in the mood. That guy goes everywhere. Plus he has cute outfits…and someone to dress him and cart him around….a charmed life indeed. Pretty soon I’ll have a sunburn. I can’t wait.
Like a lizard to a heat rock,
i changed it
Hey, If anyone is interested in the GI Joe parody from Ebaums world, Then check out this song. Arlo Guthrie- The motorcycle song. Its a real F-ing song! Also, go to www.geocities.com/blackmountainjam/index.html to see the coolest band that attracts almost the same crowd at Wally’s pub (Orlando) every time they play… if you dont have a job ,Check it out.
MC Smurf coming at you, represent!
Sorry about all that. I just got into my new Smurf name. You can get your own through this nifty web site.
By the way, if I use my middle name, I’m Megatron Smurf. Win, freakin, win baby!
So I indulged in another nutty brown substance today (see last post).
I took a tour of the factory today. It was only three bucks and I got to hang out with a busload of senior citizens. One woman was saying, “Remember when Lucy and Ethel worked in the chocolate factory?” And I said, “What are you doing after the tour? Wanna go make a sticky mess?”
It was very informative and delicious. The guide said that most of the cocoa that we use for chocolate comes from Africa. So I called her a racist! They had these pipes all over the place that were flowing with liquid chocolate. And this one woman was dismembering a 35lb Easter Bunny. Good thing there were no children present. Just me and the ladies…All right.
So, uh, if you ever wanted to send human shit through the mail. You know to someone you hate (or love if you like that kind of thing). Have I got a site for you…
Dont’ forget to check out the “about us” section. Nice story.
Monkey…hey, those aren’t raisins!
So I’ve seen some new comments from some people and I think I have to comment. First off there have been some from Boo. Do you think she means “boo” or “boo-urns?” Because I was saying, “Boo-urns.”
And then there’s bgirl, who dastardly listed herself as anonymous first. So, if she’s who I think she is let me just say, “You were so right about ‘The Office'” I haven’t seen the new ‘Merican’ version yet. I’ll get back to you tomorrow.
But, you are both interesting people. You should write some posts. Monkeys are fun, but they get boring without some company.
So it’s the annual Zombie Day and I missed out on all the fun. All my friends in NYC are playing tumbling monkeys. I should be there. Oh well, duty calls…..
I said doodie, he, he.
If you’re in the Orlando area and you want to hear something other than Backstreet Boys, not that you would…they’re awsome. But if you ever did, then check out “Watch me Disappear.” Here’s where you can hear them and find out where they are playing. By the way, ask them to play “Freebird.”
Watch me Disappear
I don’t know if you guys can handle this. It can get pretty hot, and they give it to you hot and straight all night long.
If you’re over eighteen and you got the plums check it out.
It is so cold when you have a cold….
Monkey (cough, cough) out….