Behold the new reason to wake up early on Saturday mornings and watch the FoxBox with a big bowl of Life cereal. Meet the star of the hit new series “Big Gay Animae” His name is Mikey and he fights crime, hot and straight. And he knows the first rule of karate is “Arouse your enemy!” Let’s get it on!
So, I’ve been off the radar for a while. I was in Toronto, got some ink, then I went to NYC for a while. I saw the Appleseed Cast with Chin Up Chin Up, great show. Now I’m in Syracuse. I just saw Star Wars, Revenge of the Sith. What did you think? Leave a comment. Let me know.
I was reading Boo’s new waste of time, dooce, which is a great site, check it out. From there I got linked to this other site Caulder.com. Not the greatest site, but I had to find out about those Puddin’ Portables!
Then I thought about this magazine I heard about on NPR almost a year ago. Possibly the best idea for a magazine I’d ever heard, Found, devoted to printing things that people find. Reading some of the entries, I was reminded of the Secrets website (see below, there are enough links in this post already). Just another rare opportunity to glimpse into someone elses life, like:
found NOT on Mario’s car.
Happy May Day everyone. I found a nice link to the history of May Day. Despite some spelling errors and a slight bias, it gives a good overview about a day left out of most US history books. Check it out.
Did you know that Axl Rose went to Lake Brantley High School? It’s true! Check out his sweet-ass alumni page here – GNR!
In other news, I’m heading across the border to our sarcastic, socialist brother to the north. If anyone needs some real beer or maple syrup, let me know. Unless of course, I defect, in which case, “See you losers, later!”
Monkey, oot, eh?
MC Smurf coming at you, represent!
Sorry about all that. I just got into my new Smurf name. You can get your own through this nifty web site.
By the way, if I use my middle name, I’m Megatron Smurf. Win, freakin, win baby!
So I indulged in another nutty brown substance today (see last post).
I took a tour of the factory today. It was only three bucks and I got to hang out with a busload of senior citizens. One woman was saying, “Remember when Lucy and Ethel worked in the chocolate factory?” And I said, “What are you doing after the tour? Wanna go make a sticky mess?”
It was very informative and delicious. The guide said that most of the cocoa that we use for chocolate comes from Africa. So I called her a racist! They had these pipes all over the place that were flowing with liquid chocolate. And this one woman was dismembering a 35lb Easter Bunny. Good thing there were no children present. Just me and the ladies…All right.
So, uh, if you ever wanted to send human shit through the mail. You know to someone you hate (or love if you like that kind of thing). Have I got a site for you…
Dont’ forget to check out the “about us” section. Nice story.
Monkey…hey, those aren’t raisins!
So I’ve seen some new comments from some people and I think I have to comment. First off there have been some from Boo. Do you think she means “boo” or “boo-urns?” Because I was saying, “Boo-urns.”
And then there’s bgirl, who dastardly listed herself as anonymous first. So, if she’s who I think she is let me just say, “You were so right about ‘The Office'” I haven’t seen the new ‘Merican’ version yet. I’ll get back to you tomorrow.
But, you are both interesting people. You should write some posts. Monkeys are fun, but they get boring without some company.
So it’s the annual Zombie Day and I missed out on all the fun. All my friends in NYC are playing tumbling monkeys. I should be there. Oh well, duty calls…..
I said doodie, he, he.